What is the best sentence I’ve read all year? This one:
“Federal authorities say the six Bengal tiger cubs found in a Mervyn’s parking lot were headed to Mexico.”
That comes from this article, which is a followup to this gem.
Also, this sentence is worth a giggle or two.
“‘We need to make sure that if I buy a tiger, I need to be responsible and not get the neighbors dog or child eaten,’”
Next time you decide to sell baby tigers on the black market to Mexican drug lords, make sure you aren’t doing it in the Mervyn’s parking lot. While it’s not illegal to own a tiger cub, it’s really fucking stupid. That is all.
Tags: baby tiger, black market, mervyns
June 19, 2008 at 3:15 pm |
I saw that on the news the other nite and was like, wtf? I got to play with some albino tiger cubs when I was in high school cos my aunt worked at the Zoo. It was good times..