Ok, maybe this is better?
I almost forgot about this lil gem sent to me by Michael. Normally, this would have just been a headline to post, but the entire article is a classic. You’d think they have more important things to worry about in Africa like genocide and famine, but no — pretty much this is the worst and BEST reason for bloodshed.
Please enjoy PENIS THEFT PANIC HITS CITY. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll lynch…